I was recently propositioned by a gentleman with a problem- It seems he desperately needed to transfer 25 million dollars to my bank account, in order to secure it against unrest in his home nation.
Below, I shall chronicle this conversation as it unfolds
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The original letter, sent to me by "Nabjib Ibrahim"
DEAR FRIEND,
I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES.
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